Garden Deco: The Sacred & The Profane

Choices are truly mind bog­gling. There was a pink flamingo too, but it flew away.

Where do you stand on gar­den dec­o­ra­tions? From the clas­sic cherub to the lady in the polka dot dress bend­ing over, to sacred images, there’s lots you can plunk down in your gar­den space these days. It’s not just gnomes any­more. Of course you can still find gnomes around too, in var­i­ous lev­els of grotesque vs cute.

I hap­pen to like my sister’s small col­lec­tion of clas­sic look­ing con­crete rab­bits. I know one gar­dener who dec­o­rates her funky, edgy gar­den with bowl­ing balls and plas­tic ani­mals. I found a stream­lined black cat at a thrift store last year that met my par­tic­u­lar gar­den art stan­dards: a lit­tle bit fun, a lit­tle bit classic.

Or maybe you are a purist and wouldn’t be caught dead with a gnome under your shrub­bery. Weigh in on the comments.

Bunny & Head images ~ Helen Battersby

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  • I have equal love for all yard art but I will not score religious / sacred items. Mainly because I am afraid of the wraith of deities and have healthy respect for lightning.
  • sweetkeet
    Garden gnomes are a pet peeve of mine. There's just something sinister about them. Otherwise, I say LIVE AND LET LIVE.
  • Sarah Battersby
    The ancient concrete garden gnomes that my Grandmother had in her garden were favourites of mine as a kid. But they bear no resemblance to the modern, and I agree, slightly wayward guys up there in the picture.
  • Back when we lived in a place with a yard, we had a plastic gnome. He was supposed to be ironic. Then we got a dog, and in his enthusiastic puppy teething phase, he chewed the gnome's face off. We've never been able to bring ourselves to replace him.
  • Sarah Battersby
    What a gruesome fate, Sheryl. I'm sure the puppy enjoyed it though.
  • Ladyslenderlegs
    I love my faded pink flamingoes
  • Sarah Battersby
    Pink flamingos really are a modern classic by now. I feel the urge to plant some...somewhere.
  • Jodi Lastman
    I smell a challenge. Sarah, think you can pull off Pink Flamingos?

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